Just mADE A PArabola og urine
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
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Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
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I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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