I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
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Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
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