Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
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I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
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I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
where are my eyebrows?
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