I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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