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(971): View more from Oregon

:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.

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(718): View more from New York

Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.

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(740): View more from Ohio

Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!

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(706): View more from Georgia

having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..

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(415): View more from California

Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...

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(229): View more from Georgia

I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me

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