I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
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Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
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So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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