we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
You're earring is so big in my mouth
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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