i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
It's just like the Real World with babies
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Randomize
