I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
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i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
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I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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