The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
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Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
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Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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