Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I just saw a hot homeless man
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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