I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
We had to coat check the pizza.
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All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
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We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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