Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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