i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
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After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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