Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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