Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Are we still banned from the library?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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