just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
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Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
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How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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