Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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