You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
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Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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