Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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