Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
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You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
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It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Damn victory sex feels great
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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