guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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