I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
It was confusing and full of hummus
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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