Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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