it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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