I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I wish i was in the wii world.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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