So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
the raccoons are back...
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