I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
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you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
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I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
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