About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
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She even gives head with a lisp.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
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just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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