Don't you send me to vm
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
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I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
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I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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