He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
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I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
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He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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