Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
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I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
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My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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