ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Of course I have a pirate flag
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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