I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
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