What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
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Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
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We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen