i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
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Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
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Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW