Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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