Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
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i just sold back the books i vomitted on
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
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Rumble strips road head = magical
I AM VODKA MAN
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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