I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
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A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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