The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
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Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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