I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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