sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
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Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
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she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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