I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
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Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
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When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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