I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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