Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
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put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
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Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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