Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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