I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
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I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
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This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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