Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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