Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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