that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
nutella sex= disaster
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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