We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I didn't notice because vodka
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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