you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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