Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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