I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
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I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
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Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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